Monkey Management Material
7/20/09
Brief update:
We have made some changes in our monkey management menagerie to err. . .better serve you?
We brought Ralph The Raccoon back since he was more our kind of guy (required less pay!)
Monkey boy is gone. We are looking for more experience?
He wasn't knocking on enough doors spending too much time well monkeying around. His effort was minuscule at best?
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1/16/09
Now even the great Perez Hilton* has taken note of our terrific town Monkey
*If you have to ask who he is. .you are in need of an immediate cultural update!
Updating the recent FRONT PAGE news.
This story has monkey legs!
Chip (new marketer) reminds us that history has known several great monkeys. Chip's great-great-grandfather is pictured above.
Tampa Bay Monkey on the Lamb!
Our new Director Of Marketing (Chip -pictured above!) has requested a forum for his comments and opinions.
This excerpted from today's news:
Brief update:
We have made some changes in our monkey management menagerie to err. . .better serve you?
We brought Ralph The Raccoon back since he was more our kind of guy (required less pay!)
Monkey boy is gone. We are looking for more experience?
He wasn't knocking on enough doors spending too much time well monkeying around. His effort was minuscule at best?
###
1/16/09
Now even the great Perez Hilton* has taken note of our terrific town Monkey
*If you have to ask who he is. .you are in need of an immediate cultural update!
Updating the recent FRONT PAGE news.
This story has monkey legs!
Chip (new marketer) reminds us that history has known several great monkeys. Chip's great-great-grandfather is pictured above.
Tampa Bay Monkey on the Lamb!
Our new Director Of Marketing (Chip -pictured above!) has requested a forum for his comments and opinions.
This excerpted from today's news:
"If you see the monkey, you should stay away from it,"Morse said. "When a monkey is on the loose, it's not the most pleasantthing." He said the monkey, a rhesus macaque, could carry hepatitis and almost certainly lacks manners. "Monkeys' social behavior can be pretty lewd," Morse said. "They'reinfamous for throwing feces at things they don't like." The spokesman said the animal, which is native to Asia, is believed to have escaped from an unlicensed keeper. "There is no one in the area licensed to have a rhesus macaque," hesaid. "So where this one came from is up to speculation."
Chip's response:
"First I take exception to this broad based stereotypical attack on all Monkey-Americans !!
Why is there never any mention of our contributions to dance; for example?
We have been typecast for far too long. Why do authorities pick on us monkeys??
It's the damn Raccoons who they outta be watching!!"
As for window tinting marketing being beneath my capabilities as a monkey; I'd normally agree.
Check some of the marketing these corporate types have been doing??
Have a great 2009 and buy Advanced Film Solutions window film!
Chip (The Monkey)
Director Marketing
877-575-3456
The raccoon had no comment
Chip's response:
"First I take exception to this broad based stereotypical attack on all Monkey-Americans !!
Why is there never any mention of our contributions to dance; for example?
We have been typecast for far too long. Why do authorities pick on us monkeys??
It's the damn Raccoons who they outta be watching!!"
As for window tinting marketing being beneath my capabilities as a monkey; I'd normally agree.
Check some of the marketing these corporate types have been doing??
Have a great 2009 and buy Advanced Film Solutions window film!
Chip (The Monkey)
Director Marketing
877-575-3456
The raccoon had no comment
Posted by Mike Feldman at 7/20/2009 6:32 AM 
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Categories: Humor Unusual Weird
Tags: Monkey Management Material
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