The Glass Curse And Other Musings
There isn't a window film (tinter) I know that doesn't look at the glass on homes and buildings as they drive through town.
The GLASS SEEMS TO CALL OUT TO YOU -JUST LIKE A ZOO BEAR!
OVER HERE!!! PSSST...HEY OVER HERE DUMMY!!
Of Course- -
It's even worse when you're a front seat passenger.
Passengers have the advantage of being able to turn heads like the exorcist gal when you see clear glass facing WEST or SOUTH.
Purple Glass gets an evil stare and a well deserved mutter under the breath.
Worse yet a building that had clear glass.
You passed it every day religiously.
Now suddenly.
It has new window film on it
THAT YOU DIDN'T INSTALL??!!
The ultimate pain in the glass -
The Ultimate Betrayal (even if you never stopped in to make a sales call!)
My Eyes might be HAZY (it's their film) BUT---
Is that 3M on that building??!!
Seriously!!
It's rather like having a window tinting evil demon stabbing your back!!

Help cure my demons!!
If you have clear glass on your home or building here in Florida than call me immediately!
You people are driving me nutty!
If you have purple window tinting on your home, business or car than call me yesterday (hey I watched LOST! and it can be done!!)
Help end my glass addy!!
Call 877-575-3456
Advanced Film Solutions
Groove to this song!!
The GLASS SEEMS TO CALL OUT TO YOU -JUST LIKE A ZOO BEAR!
OVER HERE!!! PSSST...HEY OVER HERE DUMMY!!

Of Course- -
It's even worse when you're a front seat passenger.
Passengers have the advantage of being able to turn heads like the exorcist gal when you see clear glass facing WEST or SOUTH.
Purple Glass gets an evil stare and a well deserved mutter under the breath.
Worse yet a building that had clear glass.
You passed it every day religiously.
Now suddenly.
It has new window film on it
THAT YOU DIDN'T INSTALL??!!
The ultimate pain in the glass -
The Ultimate Betrayal (even if you never stopped in to make a sales call!)
My Eyes might be HAZY (it's their film) BUT---
Is that 3M on that building??!!

Seriously!!
It's rather like having a window tinting evil demon stabbing your back!!

Help cure my demons!!
If you have clear glass on your home or building here in Florida than call me immediately!
You people are driving me nutty!
If you have purple window tinting on your home, business or car than call me yesterday (hey I watched LOST! and it can be done!!)
Help end my glass addy!!
Call 877-575-3456
Advanced Film Solutions
Groove to this song!!




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