Clothing Optional Tampa Window Tinting Nothing To Hide?
It's not every day that I get to do an estimate at a clothing optional gated community. Even the terminology "Clothing Optional" was new to me.
When our client called my office she indicated that her objective was to cut the heat and glare.
I called back hoping to set up the appointment. She immediately told me that I should be aware that this was a nude community and being the consummate sales person, I acted like it was "NO BIG DEAL!"
I arrived at the huge gate.
This was not your usual gate mind you.
Rather there was a fence that looked like a prison gate. I went through the rent a cop booth and entered the grounds.
Obviously I was alert to the folks who might be out and about (literally)
The parking lot filled with the locals all of whom were stark naked. (And well tanned)
I averted looking directly at any of these folks who were gathered along the sidewalk chatting up a storm.
I instinctively buttoned my shirt button suddenly self conscious that I was the only person wearing any clothes.
My client was fully covered in a white towel.
I went through my presentation never mentioning the "unusual" circumstances or the fact that I observed another group of naked folks hanging out at the pool.
I told her that my guess was she wasn't interested in any privacy film??
I mentioned that the film blocks 99.9 % of the UV but given the naked people I joked that that probably wasn't a high concern to her!
I measured the windows while advising that Huper Optik wouldn't disturb this view!
She agreed to the installation and asked me if I wanted a nickel tour?
They are always looking for new members!
I had always heard these places called Nudist Colonies??
When our client called my office she indicated that her objective was to cut the heat and glare.
I called back hoping to set up the appointment. She immediately told me that I should be aware that this was a nude community and being the consummate sales person, I acted like it was "NO BIG DEAL!"
I arrived at the huge gate.
This was not your usual gate mind you.
Rather there was a fence that looked like a prison gate. I went through the rent a cop booth and entered the grounds.
Obviously I was alert to the folks who might be out and about (literally)
It didn't take long.
OMG!!!
I continued driving to the condo and parked my car.
The parking lot filled with the locals all of whom were stark naked. (And well tanned)
I averted looking directly at any of these folks who were gathered along the sidewalk chatting up a storm.
I instinctively buttoned my shirt button suddenly self conscious that I was the only person wearing any clothes.
I walked to the condo and rang the bell.
My client was fully covered in a white towel.
I went through my presentation never mentioning the "unusual" circumstances or the fact that I observed another group of naked folks hanging out at the pool.
YIPES
I told her that my guess was she wasn't interested in any privacy film??
She just chuckled and agreed.
I mentioned that the film blocks 99.9 % of the UV but given the naked people I joked that that probably wasn't a high concern to her!
I measured the windows while advising that Huper Optik wouldn't disturb this view!
She agreed to the installation and asked me if I wanted a nickel tour?
They are always looking for new members!
I politely declined; packed my bag and walked briskly back to my car; eyes focused straight ahead.
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Posted by Mike Feldman at 11/6/2011 4:40 PM 
Categories: TECO Window Film Rebates, Humor Unusual Weird, Huper Optik, Vista, LLumar 2012, Energy Savings Window Tinting 2012, EnerLogic Low E All Season Film
Tags: Huper optik clothing optional
Categories: TECO Window Film Rebates, Humor Unusual Weird, Huper Optik, Vista, LLumar 2012, Energy Savings Window Tinting 2012, EnerLogic Low E All Season Film
Tags: Huper optik clothing optional
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