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Tampa Buggiest City Compelling Reason For Window Tinting

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   Blow your horns!!

Raise The Roof


Tampa has the distinction of being the nations buggiest city (no; I am not kidding!)

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There is just another compelling reason for having window film installed on your home’s glass.
 

You stay inside during the summer because of the intense heat and humidity.

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Swarming insects and potential bug bites will only drive more folks inside.

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When you get home are your rooms hot?

Are your furnishings fading from the heat, light and UV?

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How about that stinging electric bill?

If that doesn’t bug you, what will?

Call Advanced Film Solutions for a free estimate!

Toll free: 877-575-3456

We’ll make your home cool and glare free.

Those electric bills will be 30% lower .

Tampa is buzzing about Advanced Film Solutions!
 

Thrifty Zombies Clipping Tampa Bay, Lutz, Land O’ Lakes Car Tinting Coupons

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Things are getting rough out there in Zombie land.

Sure they need the UV rejection of our FormulaOne Car Films (for those that can still drive, of course) and where would they be during the day without the films that block the Sun and UV on their “homes”?

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Still it amazes us that they have begun clipping our coupons from our website as well as the mailers we have sent out across Tampa Bay.
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Where do they get their scissors and more importantly when do they find the time?
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Don’t let a Zombie get the jump on you!
 


Halloween Specials for Zombies as well as red blooded humans like you who drive in the Tampa Bay area!

Call Advanced Film Solutions

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Toll Free: 813-949-3456

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American Zombie Association Recommends Tampa Window Tinting, Advanced Film Solutions

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In what could only be termed “shocking” news:

 

The American Zombie Association has totally endorsed  Advanced Film Solutions for their growing membership!
 


“Zombies are a growing marketing sector and having the Zombie American Nation firmly on our side is comforting” said the marketing manager for Advanced Film Solutions.

 

Why would a Zombie choose Advanced Film Solutions?

Well. .

 

UV rejection and cooler interiors preserve the Zombie deterioration. 
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Mrs. Voorhees never had our window film installed. She was too cheap while alive and a real tight wad.
 
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The sun wrecks havoc with a Zombies natural look and those Zombies who can still drive (read Driving Zombies To Death or Back Seat Front Seat Zombies, Zombies Publishing, 2007) prefer the glare rejection.

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Zombies love Advanced Film Solutions
24/7 Sun Protection
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For the Zombie that cares about the environment and takes going green seriously!

This Halloween Choose Advanced Film Solutions


Dedicated to our Zombie American neighbors everywhere!

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Cash Only for Zombies- Your credit rating is way too low.

 

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Dead Man Tale, Home Window Tinting Tampa Bay Halloween Sale

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Some say they see our old tinter at work when the clock chimes twelve on Halloween.

 
Small wonder. .

 

During his long tragic life he had solved so many glare and UV problems.
 
He worked long hours dedicated to stopping glare and harmful UV.
 
 

He helped lower electric bills by 30% a month!

 

He helped strengthen home protection from criminals.

Tinting was in his soul. .

Until all glare is solved; and homes become comfortable there is too much UNFINISHED business for him to rest.

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This Halloween Call Advanced Film Solutions To Stop Those Frightening Cooling Costs!
 

If you are alive in Tampa Bay call Advanced Film Solutions toll free at 877-575-3456

 

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Serious Value Seeking Zombies Grab Tampa Bay Formula One Car Tinting

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We know that Vampires and “UV challenged” Zombies and the Un-dead are UV averse during daylight hours.
 
 

This is a systemic tragedy that deserves your deepest sympathy. (Think Save A Zombie Foundation)

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This doesn’t mean that having their hearse window film has to cost them an “Arm or a Leg!” (tasty as that might seem!)
 


That’s why 9 out of 10* Vamps and “value conscious” Zombies choose Advanced Film Solutions!!
*the tenth walks or rather lurches as their motor skills fail them!


 

These discriminating blood suckers require 100% UV rejection and that’s what FormulaOne Car Films offer both our living and our un-dead clients!

  • Glare control for their light sensitive eyes! 
  • Reduces the heat and preserves what’s left of their outer skin!
Advanced Film Solutions is offering specials all month (year??) long!
 
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If you know any Zombies or Vampires (and really who doesn’t?) looking for cool comfort tell them about Advanced Film Solutions!

OR – -Call 877-575-3456


We’ll stay open late (after sunset if that works better for you night owls!)

 
 

Tampa Bay’s  Leader Choice In Car Tinting For The Living and Un-dead Customer